Funny Facebook And Whatsapp Status


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Funny Facebook And Whatsapp Status

Funny Facebook And Whatsapp Status 

  • There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life
  • I find it so inspiring to watch people lazier then me. I still have much to learn.
  • Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
  • VHS tapes never let you down.
  • I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.
  • Reason why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. I don’t have a girlfriend.
  • I don’t care if my fingers break off, I will NOT make two trips to carry in 70 bags of groceries!!!
  • Isn’t it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
  • I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  • You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
  • Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don’t want to look like a dork.
  • I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • Part of me says I can’t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk.”
  • People around the world has gone so lazy, I am sure World war 3 will be fought online!
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • God made everything that has life, everything else is made in China.
  • If by “help decorate the tree” you mean drink beer on the couch yelling out everything you’re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
  • Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy
  • Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.
  • Guess who has three thumbs and found a severed hand in the parking lot: THIS GUY!
  • Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?
  • When you take an awesome selfie you automatically think, yep that will be my new profile picture.
  • Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  • Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars … Idiots!!!! They could have downloaded it for free!!

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